Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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