from now on my penis is your penis
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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