Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Randomize
