what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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