she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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