Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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