Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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