Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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