My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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