You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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