You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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