So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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