But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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