70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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