i don't like sucking hair
Please, let me fuck your mom
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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