her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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