I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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