wrigley field is MILF paradise
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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