When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
the day after is always just damage control
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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