what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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