I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
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