bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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