Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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