I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
We are two peas in an std pod
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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