reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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