Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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