you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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