Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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