even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
this just has baby written all over it
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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