Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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