Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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