Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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