You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
