So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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