Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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