During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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