are you still at the devil's house?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
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The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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