For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
vagina is talking i cant
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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