actually, I'm a sock model
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
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woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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