Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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