I'm really into asian looking animals
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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