He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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