We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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