just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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