Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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