You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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