Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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