then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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