I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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