god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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