keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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