Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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