How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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