your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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