she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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