DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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