seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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