Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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