Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
nutella sex= disaster
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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