is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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