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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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